Showing posts with label scumbag brain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scumbag brain. Show all posts

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Catch Some Z's

Sleep, its a beautiful thing. Unfortunately, it doesn't come easy for everyone. We do it almost every night, yet I seem to struggle with it still. That is why today i want to talk a little bit about something that is simply not addressed enough. Sleep paralysis.

For those of you who don't know what this is, it is when your brain is telling your body it is asleep when, in fact, you are conscious. Why is this a problem? When you brain tells your body you are asleep, it sends a out a chemical that paralyzes you completely, and if you're actually conscious while this is happening you are very aware you can't move at all and its a rather horrifying experience.

For me, this started when i was very young (about 4) and got really bad in middle school all the way through high school. For a long time I didn't even know what was happening, I turned to the internet (internet knows all) but the results I found were less than helpful, so I just had to deal with it and sort things out myself.

So now I present you with my findings and hopefully if you are dealing with sleep paralysis, this will be helpful.

-Sleep on your stomach if possible.
 I know this can be difficult or uncomfortable sometimes but for some reason it rarely happens when I sleep on my stomach.

-Listen to music.
 This, too, can be hard for some people if you prefer silence when you sleep. Now, you don't have to listen to heavy metal, just some kind of noise. Personally I like listening to the artist Blackmill, very relaxing and great to fall asleep too. Some of you might prefer a noise machine so you can listen to sounds of the rain forest, or just the sound of a fan.

-Try not to nap during the day.
When I was still in school this was near impossible for my, especially because sleeping at night was so difficult it was hard not to want a nap during the day. It's a vicious cycle that you should try to break.

-Have a regular sleep schedule.
I know that most of you work and go to school, and sometimes getting to bed at the same time every night is very difficult but if you can manage to try to go to bed and wake up at around the same time everyday this should help.

Now keep in mind this is just what works for me. I did not do any official studies on this (yet), I have no scientific research supporting this, but I find this works. I hope this was helpful for some of you, if you have any questions about this or any suggestions of what works for you please let me know!! Sweet dreams everyone!

Where's Your Head At?

In the words of a wise man, Mr Roger Ebert:
"The single most important advice: The Muse visits during the act of writing, not before. If you sit around waiting for inspiration, nothing will happen."

Shannon translation:
"Sit down and write your shit"

I have so many things I want to write about, when it comes down to actually sitting down and writing it my brain decides to throw out all my ideas 
Much like this 

You know what I have to say about, "Screw you scumbag brain, I'm writing anyway. Nananabooboo stick your head in .... wait"

Anywho, lets take this time to address some FAQs about me:

Where did you study?
I studied psychology and philosophy at the University of Texas in San Antonio for three and a half years. Alas, I have not graduated, I am taking some time off to work. I do pay my own bills. 

What is your favorite color?
Somewhere in between pink and orange is the perfect shade i think... purples alright too.

Do you have a writing schedule?
I do not, if i set a schedule my brain will explode and that's not good for business. I will however, try to write every few days at least. 

Pancakes, waffles, french toast?
Waffles by far. Its got little syrup holders built right in, you can't beat it. 

Whats your guilty pleasure?
I enjoying watching the Disney channel (Gravity Falls is hilarious, and i have a lady crush on Selena Gomez)
I also LOVE Big Brother, I've watched for many years and I ain't stopping now!

Feel free to leave your answers to some of these questions in the comments! Or if you have your own questions you'd like to ask feel free to do that as well :)